Cubans wipe their posteriors with Castro’s face

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(MIAMI HERALD) — Sentir Cubano waited for this moment.

For more than a decade, the small shop near Little Havana that sells Cuban groceries and souvenirs has been patiently marketing a prized item: a party kit celebrating the death of Fidel Castro.

The “Viva Cuba Libre” kit retails for $24.99 and includes a bottle of non-alcoholic apple cider labeled “Open only when Castro dies,” toilet paper emblazoned with the former dictator’s face, and a T-shirt that reads “Muerto el perro, se acabo la rabia” ( “When the dog dies, the rabies go away.”)

Sold separately: bottles of “Burn in Hell, Fidel” hot sauce.

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